![]() 10/01/2013 at 21:17 • Filed to: Diet Cars | ![]() | ![]() |
Cars drank diet soda, so they stayed thin. Then, it became okay to be plus-sized, and look where that got us.
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Person from the past:
It got us this 7 series.
What? That behemoth is a 3er? Cars suck, music sucks, people suck. I'm going back.
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Wait. WAIT. Take me with you.
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Okay, but I call being Crockett.
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DAT E30!
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Tubbs was a smooth dude; that's cool.
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Yeah, but Phillip Michael Thomas ended up having a dead end career, 12 offspring living in the projects, a bankruptcy, and becoming a born-again evangelical after winning a lawsuit that saved him from living on the street. That had to effect Tubbs, living in an alternate universe, somehow. Tubbs was probably the smoothest dude who ever lived for those 5 years, though (except around Elvis). I'd like his '64 Cadillac as well.
![]() 10/01/2013 at 22:16 |
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But, if we're going back in time, we can fix all that. It'll be fine. Really.
![]() 10/01/2013 at 22:20 |
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Oh, right! I can't believe I didn't think of that. Priority one, of course, would be saving Zito. That's really the only foreseeable problem.
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It should do-able and yes, absolutely, priority one. My bankruptcy and 12 children can wait.